Piggy's Day/The mafia mans gun
From Create Your Own Story
You swipe the mafia mans' gun. Just as you get a hold of it, you fall backwards behind the counter, as if losing your balance.
Piggy: "OhWHAZZ-"
The mafia man didn't notice his gun going missing. Behind the counter, you hide the gun in your mouth. God knows where it's been, but you don't have any clothes on and that's the only place to hide it. You get up, "drunkenly" apologize and leave. For realisms sake you puke near the door as you leave. You think to yourself:
Piggy: "Well, that didn't do much good for me. One of the mafia men is unarmed, but all the others still have guns. You'd think that knowning you'll go to Hell for 1000 years if you kill somebody would put people off, but no. What to do?"
You: