Piggy's Day/Keep the wallet
From Create Your Own Story
You promptly decide to be "that guy" and just take the wallet and leave. However, a policeman notices this.
Policeman: "A-hem. I believe this is police business."
Then, somewhat uncharacteristically, places a bomb onto your ass, and blows it up.
The bomb takes away a large portion of your hind legs and butt, but you still survive with little damage.
Piggy: "Ah, hell."
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