Piggy's Day/Into a bouncy castle
From Create Your Own Story
You fall 700 feet, but amazingly, into a bouncy castle below. You then fly 100 feet away from the bouncy castle, into an open manhole. You exit through a pipe into sewage water. The resulting flood causes an alarm to go off in a nearby security center.
Control panel user: "Sir, there's a flood in this sewer. What should I do?"
The control room director is half-asleep.
Director: "Mmmmm.... Close the open gates and open the other gates..."
Control panel user: "What? Uuh, okay..."
This causes all of the water to flood down into a lower level. You are left lying on your back, soaking in foul smelling water.
Piggy: "Now, which way should I go?"
You: