Piggy's Day/Blood test

From Create Your Own Story

No. 1: "Right, first we'll need to take a blood sample to get some of your DNA and other random science stuff."

Piggy: "Uhmm... I must dissapoint you and tell you straight away that I don't have any DNA."

The first scientist looks at you a bit strangely.

No. 1: "Say what? That's not possible."

Piggy: "It totally is. I'm a mutant, I was mutated out of a tin can."

No. 1: "..."

The scientists proceed to take a blood sample anyways. To their disbelief, The blood that runs in your veins has blood cells, but the cells have no nucleus, and no mitochondria. They also seem to be made entirely out of fat.

No. 2: "How are you even alive..."

Piggy: "My doctor says the same thing every time I visit."

No. 2: "No, seriously, how do your cells reproduce without DNA? How do your cells DO anything without mitochondria!? WHAT ARE YOU!?"

Piggy: "I told you I'm a mutant. I descent from an inanimate object."

No. 1: "That doesn't explain anything, a mutant should still follow the basic laws of biology."

Piggy: "Maybe the only thing keeping me alive is faith?"

No. 2: "That would make more sense."

Piggy: "But now that you've told me that I shouldn't be alive..."

Silence befalls the laboratory. It's broken by the sound of your other arm falling on the floor.

Piggy: "Oh my."

As you bend down to pick it up, you break in half from waist. As your upper body hits the floor, it turns into a mesh of pink goo. Your legs fall backwards and face the same fate. The two scientists are still unsure as whether you were a real being or not.

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