Piggy's Day/Are not in a sudenkuoppa
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "Phew! Thank goodness. But where..."
You look up and see that you've somehow walked into someones yard. A bunch of people are staring at you, including two children, and a father who is filling an inflatable pool with a garden hose.
Piggy: "Uh... Does anyone of you speak english?"
After some struggling with the language barrier, the eldest of the family, a 90-year old woman, approaches you with an unaccustomed accent:
Woman: "I speak a little of english."
She can't understand your explanation on why you've appeared on their yard, but tells you to go to the local post office. Allegedly they have someone fluent in english.
You go to the post office.
But suddenly, you are struck by: