Piggy's Day/"It wasn't me!"

From Create Your Own Story

Piggy: "What, you though that I captured your ship? No, that was the sforkian guards idea. He kidnapped me from Earth and tried to take me to Phobos as a slave, so after he'd stolen your ship, I tossed him out."

Space nazi leader: "That's pretty cold-blooded. Hey, are you a registered felon?"

Piggy: "Sure do. Back on Earth I'm a terrorist and a prison escapee."

Space nazi leader: "Yes... good, good. Would you like to join us?"

Piggy: "Sure, why not?"

You then join the space nazis, pillaging the solar system for all it's worth.

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