Ongoing Story\You almost amazingly survive, but die

From Create Your Own Story

"Darn it," you scream as you're sucked from the plane.

The toilet is near the back of the plane, so you survived being sucked from the plane.

About, well you have no idea of the distance, but below you you notice a plane with things tumbling out the back. You're advancing on it quickly and realize they're skydivers.

"Thank you, St Gemma!" you scream. You randomly knew that St. Gemma is the Patron Saint of Paratroopers and Parachutists.

You beautifully direct your young nude self towards the parachutists.

Unfortunately you slam head first into a migrating trumpeter swan

You die

THE END