Nail 95 theses to the broken doors

From Create Your Own Story

You deftly conjure a myriad of objections to the fiefdom under which you live. However, you cannot afford such luxuries as paper. Not realizing that you have none, you accidentally nail your thumb to the door instead.

Do you:

• Pull your thumb off of the door
• Pull the nail out of your thumb
• Rip your thumb away from the nail

Status
Health	Bandaged leg, thumb on door	Equipment: Pants, hand-rake, bow, 20 arrows, lit torch
Property Damage Inflicted	$375.20
Blood	10.9 pints