My next door neighbors\Finish your fifth beer
From Create Your Own Story
The fifth beer in a row hits you hard. You fall down to the floor, your head striking the table and your hard cock hits the floor. Too drunk to cry out in pain, you just pass out.
You wake up in hospital.
Sorry, no more sex for you, the impact to your head have left you with brain damage and unable to get your cock up.
Your adventure ends here you fucking drunkard.