Masturbate and play video games all day
From Create Your Own Story
You masturbate all day, doubling your record of 24 times in one day, reaching 48. As you begin to start on your 49th go your left arm tingles, you think nothing of it and decide to play some video games. After some time you begin to feel a sharp pain in your heart, and as you get up to go for help you collapse. Your heart has stopped, caused by a massive heart attack from excessive masturbation. Next time you should leave your room and do something.
GAME OVER
| You are: |
|---|
| Dead |
