Into the shopping district this time

From Create Your Own Story

You don't really need to shop -- plus you don't have any money to buy things with -- but the shopping district seems like it would be a fun place. You make yourself presentable and head on in.

You window-shop for a couple of hours and observe the people.

When you get tired of that, you find a public bench and sit on it. You amuse yourself by trying to figure out which women are going to enter the shop on the corner that sells sexy lingerie.

You slip away in the afternoon and return to your tree, eat more animal brains and wash up.

When you wake again, you wander idly towards the city and pick up a newspaper. As you read it, you see an ad for a local de-zombifying clinic. It doesn't seem to be a joke...

That ad can't be for real. Go on with your day

You have nothing to lose, go check out the clinic because why not?

You are:

A zombie