Incredibly tall towers of concrete and steel. Cars powered by gasoline. Handheld telecommunication devices. Music. Business. Money. Knowledge. Life.

From Create Your Own Story

Oh, I know just what you are. You are a Modernist! One of the knowledgeable people. You have phones and cars and guns even quicker than Our muskets and rifles and even Our revolving pistols! Your world is one of ease and of technological marvels and of engineering and of medicine and of Life.

How in the Duchess' Name did you even get a Ticket onto our beauteous barge?

• I just found it one day, lying there in the street
• It was handed to me by a mysterious stranger
• I found it in a book that I was reading
• I got it instead of a ticket for something that I had bought
• I stole it
• I beat someone into a violent coma and found it in their pockets
• I woke up with it in my mouth
• It was a birthday gift
• I found it online and printed it