I wish for a billion dollars
From Create Your Own Story
"As you wish, master."
You wake up from your crazy dream, but it wasn't a dream. You'rE in a different house. You look around and see you have a mansion. You're a rich bastard now. You see your butler and ask, "Where are we?"
He says, "We're at your house in Beverly Hills."
Man, it's everything you've ever wished for. Your garage is filled with exotic cars. You go online to check your bank accounts and see millions of dollars. All of a sudden, the earth starts shaking. It must be an earthquake. Your house starts to split into two. The quake is creating a crack right beneath your house. The gap gets bigger and it catches you off quard and you fall into it. You keep falling and it just seems like forever. You eventually hit the ground and see two demonic looking figures guarding a gate.
"Oh shit. Where am I now?"
"You're in hell, fucker, and you're gonna burn! Muwahahaha!"
The End.