High School Redux
From Create Your Own Story
You live a veritable shit stain of an existence.
Once a promising young man of endless possibilities, your life as descended to that of a ne'er-do-well 32-year-old blob of nothingness who lives jobless, alone and depressed with your 67-year-old mother.
All of your older brothers and sisters have great lives and families while you've accomplished next to nothing.
You have nothing to attribute your dreary existence - no sicknesses, maybe a bit of normal instability and social anxiety - but that's it. You wish something - ANYTHING - would happen to give you renewed vigor.
Sheesh, your life is shitty...