DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Rape the other guy first

You wait for the right moment, and jump on the other guy. He puts up a good fight, but you manage to get his pants down.

"What the fuck are you doing man?" He yells at you, as you hear keys in the cell door.

The police officer in charge rushes in and pins you down. They drag you out into solitary confinement.

"Man, why would you even try that," one asks you.

"Well, I figured I would rape him before he had the chance to rape me," you reply.

They look at you like you are an idiot, and back up their impression when one tells the other, "what a fucking idiot."

They walk out and leave you in the small cell by yourself. Guess you only have yourself to rape, idiot.

The End