D&D: Female Halfling Fighter: Exhibitionist streak
From Create Your Own Story
The first thing you decide is that you are going to have to get rid of your armour. You toss the barkeep a silver coin for a room and head up with your chest of one thousand gold (though a bit less now). Once inside you drop your belt of weapons and trousers, and with a clutter you are liberated of them. You set to work on your chain coat and after 30 seconds of wiggling it too crashes to the floor with a shink. After removing the woollen tunic you undo the leather wrappings around breasts, which are meant to restrict their movement making it far more comfortable to run, but you doubt you'll need them for now.
You stand and appraise yourself. Your breasts are a large C, relative to your smaller proportions, and your thighs are a good size. Your rump is a good size, and often catches the attention of those the same size as you. You don't mean to sound egotistical, but your nice curves make you an extremely attractive lady! You shiver in the cold and pull your tunic back over your hardening nipples, before hoisting your tight leather trousers back up (without weapons now.) You undo your solitary pony tail and allow your auburn hair to spread back over shoulders, which frames your cute face quite nicely
You work your way down the stairs back to the main room, and are satisfied as you feel your breasts bouncing slightly. Sitting back at the bar you survey the scene. You work out it's probably best to try this at a booth on the far wall, as it would be much harder to see you. A sad looking Half-Elf works his way through a flagon of drink, perhaps mourning a lost lover or a run of bad luck. You can fix both of those.
Your attention (and most of the bar's) is shifted to a group of arguing Dwarves. Voices are raised over issues of gold and goods, and mugs of ale are pointed accusingly splashing the drink onto the table, floors and each other. This is probably about some sort of trade, but then again, in Waterdeep when isn't it about trade? You reckon you could solve the argument pretty well
A well dressed woman sits by herself in a corner. What would she be doing in a place like this? She sits upright and slowly sips down some sort of drink. Perhaps she is waiting for someone, on business? You could provide some sort of entertainment while she waits