Attack them stealthily

From Create Your Own Story

You sneak up on one, and crack his neck. You hide his body in the shadows, and wait for the next oppurtunity. Suddenly, one of the others says "Where's Johnny?". "I don't know," said the other one "let's check over there." They approach you, and see you with the corpse of their friend. They instantly kill you with their kitteh-nite guns.

THE END!