Ask the guy for directions(IE/WF)
From Create Your Own Story
You know it would take blind luck to find your way out of here and having no other choice you walk up to the guy.
"Err excuse me I was wondering if you could help me?"
"What's up Little Puta, lost?"
"Yes, do you know the way out of here?"
"Sure I know lots of ways out of here, that's why I come here to smoke, cops can't catch me, they turn up I slip down one of these trails and I'm gone. So tell me where you’re headed and I tell you how to get there."
"I live just past the recreation area."
He smiled at me before pointing at a path and answering.
"Yes, head down there then take a right, then left, left, straight on, right, right, left, left, straight, straight, and finally left."
"Could you write that down for me?"
"Sorry Little Puta, no paper."
"My name is Emma."
"Hi Emma, I'm Bull."
"Sorry Bull, I guess I should have introduced myself first, could you lead me out of here please."
"Sure I'll point you in the right direction and follow on behind telling you which path to take, but on one condition."
"Which is?"
"I get to carry your dress."
You noticed how hot it was when you woke up this morning, and the day was only going to get hotter, so you had only put on a skimpy thong and a knee length summer dress. If you do as he asks you would be walking through the woods, with a stranger behind you, virtually naked.
"What, but that would leave me in just a thong."
"Your choice Little Puta, but if you set off from here and find your way back, I'll want to carry the dress and thong to show you out."
Do you?
