Argh! Kill it! Kill it!
From Create Your Own Story
You let loose three quick blasts which reduce the Mi-go into a pile of shuffling, glowing green goo. The goo appears to be slowly slugging itself upright and reaching for you. You shoot a few more times, then turn and blast a hole in the rear of the house.
Taking off into the night, you think to yourself:
I bet Portal 1 is very pleasant.
