A Bloke
From Create Your Own Story
First thing you do is grab for your crotch and find the famous Australian trouser snake asleep between your thighs.
"What a bloody relief!" you think to yourself.
Pulling yourself up, you survey your surroundings.
You find yourself in an alleyway, still not sure of where you are in the scheme of things. You get to your feet shakily.
You walk out of the alley to find yourself next to an old gentleman's club called Cabaret. Across the street is the train station, and looking to the right is a strange-looking woman with a supermarket trolley packed with random shit.
What should you do?
