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- 06:35, 3 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Maybe I will! (Created page with '''Steamed up with RIGHTEOUS NERD ANGER, you storm out of the ROOM and go play FALLOUT 2.'' Unfortunately, years of exposal to weak, forgiving MODERN GAMES have weakened your RES…')
- 06:31, 3 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N It does not! (Created page with 'YOU: That's a lie! I can't deal with a dialogue system if it isn't enshrouded in all the RPG fiddle-faddle I've come to know and love! What next, GRAN TURISMO with DIALOG TREES? …') (top)
- 06:27, 3 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N I guess you're right. (Created page with 'YOU: I suppose you're right. THE ILLUSIVE MAN (Sitting back down, pouring himself another brandy): Glad you see reason. Anyway, I'm sure we can go argue about this all day on a …') (top)
- 06:26, 3 March 2010 (hist) (diff) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE (top)
- 05:33, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Are you going to follow my orders? (Created page with 'YOU: I need to know that you're going to follow my orders. I can't have you running off to lick the Illusive Man's boots while we're on a mission. MIRANDA: Look, Commander, I do…')
- 05:21, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) Thanks for rebuilding me
- 05:21, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Thanks for rebuilding me (Created page with 'YOU: Thanks for the whole "Lazarus" thing. MIRANDA: No probs, mate. But don't get any ideas; you're an investment, not a partner. I'm going along with you because I spent two y…')
- 05:12, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N What are you doing out of the kitchen? (Created page with 'YOU: So you're following my command now, right? MIRANDA: ...Yes? YOU: Ok, I'm gonna need a large black coffee, ham sandwich, and then afterwards, some sex to go. ''MIRANDA jus…')
- 05:05, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) Talk to Miranda again
- 05:03, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) Talk to Miranda again
- 05:02, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Talk to Miranda again (Created page with 'YOU: Hey, Miranda. Going to hit me with some pre-programmed "No time to talk today" line? MIRANDA (Turning away from console): No, no, I can talk. What do you want? You say: *[…')
- 04:55, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Talk to Jacob again (Created page with 'YOU: Hey, Jacob. What's up? JACOB: Oh, same old, same old. Looking forward to getting to this colony, though- finally finding out what's happening, you know. We've been stuck ar…')
- 04:49, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) Go up to the main Lounge (top)
- 04:26, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Go up to the main Lounge (Created page with '''You head back to the main area.'' ''You are standing in the LOUNGE kind of LOUNGE. MIRANDA and JACOB are still standing around, twiddling with more HOLOGRAPHIC GADGETS.'' MIR…')
- 04:16, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) We should tell the Alliance. (top)
- 04:14, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N We should tell the Alliance. (Created page with 'YOU: If human Colonies are disappearing, then this is an issue for the Alliance. We should contact them. THE ILLUSIVE MAN: I'm feeling a little maligned here. Why is siding with…')
- 04:08, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) m Why do you think that? (top)
- 04:07, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) Why do you think that?
- 04:05, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Why do you think that? (Created page with 'YOU: What made you think "Reapers"? Just off the bat? THE ILLUSIVE MAN: Well, I don't actually have any solid proof at all. But a LOT of these colonies have been disappearing. A…')
- 03:56, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Try to use the Blue Circle again (Created page with '''You step onto the CIRCLE, but nothing happens. You stomp up and down a few times. Nothing. Looks like you can't contact THE ILLUSIVE MAN until he wants to contact you- And even…') (top)
- 03:53, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Show me the ass, and I'll kick it. (Created page with 'YOU: Just point me at them, and they'll be reaping a new tune! It's been a while since I've saved the galaxy from certain destruction, I figure I'm overdue. THE ILLUSIVE MAN: No…') (top)
- 03:37, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N I noticed some changes. (Created page with 'YOU: I noticed you tinkered around with some stuff inside me. Hope you didn't remove anything REALLY important. ''You subtly point to your crotch to make your point clear.'' TH…') (top)
- 03:33, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Why DID you do that? (Created page with 'YOU: I've been trying to pry some answers from Boozy and Floozy over there, but they won't tell me Jack. Why did you bring me back from the dead? THE ILLUSIVE MAN: Because we're…') (top)
- 03:31, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Thanks for that, but I'm not joining you. (Created page with 'YOU: Yeah, Ok, I gotta give you props for bringing me back from the dead and all, but I can't join you. I'm with the Alliance. Always have been. THE ILLUSIVE MAN: I know you mu…') (top)
- 02:33, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N These changes all sound great! (Created page with 'YOU: Thank god! I hated the inventory system! And I can't say I've played much so far, but it definitely seems to feel a lot better. Headshots, for one. I can't even believe Mass…') (top)
- 02:28, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) m What's changed in the two years I've been out? (top)
- 02:26, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) m WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
- 02:25, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N WHAT HAVE YOU DONE (Created page with 'YOU: This-this is terrible! No inventory space? You've ruined Mass Effect for me! Ruined it! THE ILLUSIVE MAN (wearily rubbing his cybernetic eyes): Don't tell me you're one of…')
- 01:57, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) What's changed in the two years I've been out?
- 01:54, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N What's changed in the two years I've been out? (Created page with 'YOU: I've noticed a lot of changes. New Headshot system, physics, linear corridors, An AMMO SYSTEM... What the hell happened? THE ILLUSIVE MAN: A lot has changed since you got k…')
- 01:31, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) And what is it that you know that I know we both know? (top)
- 01:29, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) I'll never join you! (top)
- 01:28, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N I need answers. (Created page with 'YOU: Listen, I just fought through a whole mech-filled station to get to you, and I'm expecting some damn good answers. THE ILLUSIVE MAN: Of course. I bought you back from the d…') (top)
- 01:21, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) What's with your eyes? (top)
- 01:15, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) I'll never join you!
- 01:13, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N I'll never join you! (Created page with 'YOU: I'm not working for Cerberus! You guys killed more people than the main villain in the last game! THE ILLUSIVE MAN: Saren ''was'' a pretty crappy villain, though. And our w…')
- 01:05, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) m And what is it that you know that I know we both know?
- 01:03, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N And what is it that you know that I know we both know? (Created page with 'YOU: ...What the dialog option said. THE ILLUSIVE MAN: That our place in the galaxy isn't as secure as we'd like to think. That we're under attack. That a bunch of sentient orga…')
- 00:44, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N What's with your eyes? (Created page with 'YOU: I don't like to pry, Mr. Man, but I can't help but notice that.. your eyes... THE ILLUSIVE MAN: A necessary precaution when you spend your entire day staring directly into …')
- 00:38, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) Cigarettes and Brandy? (top)
- 00:25, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Cigarettes and Brandy? (Created page with 'YOU: I like the brandy and the glowing cigar. Really highlights your silhouette. I've never seen anyone else smoke in this game. THE ILLUSIVE MAN (Inhaling smoke): Oh, you would…')
- 00:19, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Nice place you've got here (Created page with 'YOU: Love what you've done with the place. Very spartan. Very spacey. Just screams "We're in the future!" THE ILLUSIVE MAN: Doesn't it though? You wouldn't believe how much real…') (top)
- 00:12, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) Step on the circle (top)
- 00:12, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) Step on the circle
- 00:10, 2 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Step on the circle (Created page with '''You gingerly step on to the CIRCLE, and jump as you are surrounded by CRAZY HOLOGRAPHIC LIGHTS. Man, they just love HOLOGRAMS in the future, don't they?'' ''A HOLOGRAM of you …')
- 22:44, 1 March 2010 (hist) (diff) Go to the Illusive Man (top)
- 22:25, 1 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Go back to the lounge (Created page with '''You head back to the main area.'' ''You are standing in some kind of LOUNGE. MIRANDA and JACOB are still standing around, twiddling with more HOLOGRAPHIC GADGETS.'' MIRANDA: …') (top)
- 22:25, 1 March 2010 (hist) (diff) Go to the Illusive Man
- 22:24, 1 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Go to the Illusive Man (Created page with '''You walk across the HALLWAY and down a flight of STAIRS. At the bottom is a SMALL ROOM: Its only purpose seems to be to house a GLOWING BLUE CIRCLE on the floor in the middle.'…')
- 22:11, 1 March 2010 (hist) (diff) N Sophisticated Bourgeois gear (Created page with '''Keep that PROLETARIAT in it's place, with this STYLISH ENSEMBLE from CERBERUS INDUSTRIES! A long-sleeved BLACK AND WHITE TUNIC with COAT-TAILS done up with STYLISH WHITE BITS a…') (top)
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