An Amazing Night

From Create Your Own Story

Oh, what an amazing night. You had twelve burritos, two tacos, and almost three liters of Mountain Dew. You feel fucking awesome, and as you gyrate in front of the mirror, spinning your dick around like a helicopter blade, you wonder how you could possibly make it better.

• Touch your wang. A lot
• Go see if the neighbor woman needs a'fuckin
• Suck your own penis
• shave a dog and teach it to walk backwards
• watch the Karate Kid Part 3 on VHS