Try to make a joke!

From Create Your Own Story

"I'm not that different from you. The only difference is the fact that I have something like those mushrooms in my pants"
When she heard the word mushroom, she exploded immediately. She was slapping me with the broom again and then kicked me to the ground. She put one foot on my chest to keep me down and tilted her hands right above her head.
"I don't care if you are a guy or a god, you're dead, daze~!"
Above her head light started to shine and sound started to spread. It looked like a fucking star was being born.
"THAT'S A FUCKING STAR" I yelled.
"YES THIS IS A FUCKING STAR AND NOW EAT IT!"
She threw her hands down though I moved away and was planning on getting the hell out of there. She fell, though got up and grabbed her broom. I didn't stand a chance. The speed of me avoiding bumps and fungi was nothing compared to her, flying right at me in a straight line. I looked over my shoulder and saw her speeding towards me, though she flew too close to a tree. A branch hit a fold of her white black dress, and ripped a part of her clothes away. She lost her balance and fell of her broom. I stopped and saw her on the ground up with her right breast exposed, and her legs in the air.

Run away, this is my last chance
Take her down
Just stare... She has got quite beautiful breasts