High School Redux
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Revision as of 13:08, 26 April 2012
You live a veritable shit stain of an existence.
Once a promising young man of endless possibilities, your life as descended to that of a ne'er-do-well 32-year-old blob of nothingness who lives jobless, alone and depressed with your 67-year-old mother.
All of your older brothers and sisters have great lives and families while you've accomplished next to nothing.
You have nothing to attribute your dreary existence - no sicknesses, maybe a bit of normal instability and social anxiety - but that's it. You wish something - ANYTHING - would happen to give you renewed vigor.
- Just how much does your life suck?
- Fast forward to another endless evening trolling Omegle for tits...
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