High School Redux/ Intro2

From Create Your Own Story

Current revision as of 22:35, 26 April 2012

Everyone in the audience... all together now! --

"HOW SHITTY IS IT!?"

Your life is so shitty, your lone source of human interaction are girls you meet online. Which wouldn't be all that bad, if you didn't resign yourself to the fact that you're so terrible of a catch, that you have been using alter egos with different pictures over the past seven years to score a little fleeting tit flash.

Lately, you've been at least somewhat yourself, less one feature. You've PhotoShopped a giant cock on your otherwise putrid body, hoping that attracts and impresses the ladies on the XXX cam circuit. You never appear on cam but you send these pictures that inflate your 5 inches to 10-plus inches.

At other times, you just go on Omegle and instead of a video of yourself, you play a fake video of a guy with a huge dick. Every once in a while, it lures a couple fat 15 year olds into flashing their tits.

It's all worked with marginal success, and you have scored a few naughty pics/videos being sent back your way, enough so that you are quite obsessed with this every day.

Honestly, what else are you going to do?

So you prepare for another evening of rubbing your chapped, overused dick and trying to see some Internet-based tits. Oh joy.

• Get out pics of 10-inch-you and start cruising the web for chicks
• Fast forward to another endless evening trolling Omegle for tits...