-Call them both at the same time
From Create Your Own Story
You pick up your cellphone and your mom's cellphone. She was sick today, so she couldn't do anything. You suddenly realized that with 2 phones, you could find out anything about the 2 girls. You dial Carly's number on your phone, and Sam's number on your mom's phone. Immediately they picked up. Carly said "Hello?" And right after she said it Sam said "What?"
"What's up" You say to both girls. It was fun they didn't know you were talking to them at the same time.
They said something at the same time, so it was hard to understand them both at the same time. You just ignored what they said and talked.
"Listen. Whay don't you come on over?" This could be the chance to have a 3some with them.
Carly: Why would I go to your house when I live right across the hall? Besides, my house is bigger.
Sam: Why would I ever go to your house?
Well, shit. That didn't work.
"I..uh...IIIIII, have a surprise for you" You say, as if you actually did, which you sorta did, but they had no idea. Oh yeah, you had an idea alright.
Carly: Why can't you just tell me what it is now, and I'll come over and see it for myself?
Sam: Listen, Fredward. There are 2 things you don't do to me. 1, you don't mess with me. And 2, you don't keep anything from me, including secrets. But then, that 2nd rule used to only go for ribs, BUT NOW I'M CHANGING THE RULE!
Well shit. AGAIN!
"You've always been the one, you know you have. When I fist laid eyes on you, I got prick hard, and now I'm asking if you can pleasure me" You had no idea what you were saying. Obviously, for all you playas out there, that is what NOT to say to a girl.
Carly: Freddie, I've known you for a long time, and I know you have a crush on me, but, to do....that. It would ruin our friendship.
Sam: Listen Freddie, I have a secret to tell you. And I knew it would only be a matter of time before you told me your secret as well. So listen, as long as nobody else can hear us on the phone...
You quickly put down Your mom's phone and say "Bye Carly. Gotta go" And hang up, then go back to what sam was saying.
"I love you, Freddie Benson. I can't resist you, and I want you. When I mess with you, it is to hide my real feelings, but it feels so good letting them out, and I know it is for you to, and I know you have a crush on calry as well, and you wouldn't be able to tell anyone if we did this, and neither would I..."
"Shhhh" You say sweetly. "Just come on over. My mom is sick, so it'll be alright.
Immediatly she hung up. She was prolly on her way over.
Well, it didn't go exactly as planned, but it's a start. You were about to get some with the girl who says that she hates you. That HAS to lead to something. Now what should you do before she gets here?
-Try to make yourself horny, so you'll be ready when she gets here
-Grab your mom's dildo from the closet, so Sam can masturbate with it
