"Have you ever been with a woman?" (Fantasy Creatures)

From Create Your Own Story

"Have you ever been with a woman?"

She giggles and shrugs. "No, not really. I once fingered a goblin. Does that count?"

"I don't think so, but you're definitely telling me that story later."

"How about I tell you over some beers at my place tonight? You can show me a proper orc thank you afterwards."

What do you say?

• "Sounds like a plan."

• "We should go to my place instead."

• "We could do it right here instead."