... skydiving is not for you.
From Create Your Own Story
But since bananas aren't know for their brains, you go skydiving anyways. Sure enough, your chute fails you. Luckily, you can see a lake down below you. And a haystack! You have two potentially non-fatal landings to aim for.
Or you can aim for that big rock and go splat.
Do you:
You are: | A skydiving banana |