Hoboken Hal 1 2 1 3
From Create Your Own Story
You punch in 455-9001, and the phone rings.
"Hey?" answers Dan Ghoulo.
"This is Hal, man. What the fuck are you calling me for?"
"Maan, you're in deep shit! Zombies are coming to eat your braiiins!!"
"Get your head on fucking straight before you call me again, alright man?"
"No, I'm serious! Listen, I was down at Dr. Mauiwaui's lab the other day, you know, to see if she could get me a bigger dick and shit, and, like, this zombie stole my sandwich out of the fridge! I'm not kidding! I amcertaded out of town, like right off... and I think you should too. Nothing good can come of this, man."
"Dan, man, you're tripping bawlz," you say before hanging up on him.
What the Hell now?
