Destroy the latrine.

From Create Your Own Story

You draw your sword and smash it through the toilet. An umpleasant greenish liquid flies from it, but you've already destroyed the bucket of water that served as a sink.

For a grand finale, you rip down the door and toss it out a window.

Now, do you:

• Use the latrine without privacy.

• Rampage through the main room.

• Swim in the toilet.