Wander off into the wasteland

From Create Your Own Story

"Dear journal, I took off and went off into the wasteland. Fuck those hipsters, and fuck killing myself doing their dirty work. I managed to steal and eat some of their food, and piss on what I hope was Brody's mattress before leaving. Fuck those guys, I can survive on my own. Right now, it's cold and dark and fucking creepy and I can't find any shelter. There's nothing but rock and rubble for miles."

After your journal entry, you...

• Stay up the entire night pacing back and forth, not risking falling asleep and leaving yourself vulnerable to attack
• Pull a sheet of filthy cardboard over yourself and pray to whichever God you choose
• Try to make an impenetrable fortress out of rocks