Sole Survivor
From Create Your Own Story
YOU: I was on Akuze doing some unspecified military thing, and my entire unit was attack by Thresher Maws. Pretty stupid of us not to bring a Mako or something, I guess, or not to peg up our tents over something other than sand, but there you are. They tore apart my whole unit, but I managed to miraculously survive by being really, REALLY good at running and hiding. Some would call me a hero. I would say no- I was just doing my job.
MIRANDA: Yup! I guess you know your past even better than I do, Shepard!
JACOB (Conspiratorially): So Commander, according to the file, you managed to snag yourself some one fine piece of tail on that mission.
YOU (startled): What? Who told you that?
JACOB (Laughing): Come on, Commander, Don't be coy! Who was it?
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