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From Create Your Own Story
The banging increases. Finally, when the door can't stand the pressure any longer, it breaks. You feel a momentary pang of guilt for the poor door that just got destroyed. A giant, hairy man enters. He says, "Oi, Harry. Good ter see ya' again!" Everyone just stares at him, stunned. Then he notices that the door is broken. "Sorry about that." He pushes the door up back to where it was before.
Uncle Vernon points a rifle at the big man. "Get out of here at once. You are breaking and entering!"
Yell at the hairy man for breaking down the door
Jump in front of the gun yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO