Free pussy for life! Hells yeah!

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You say yes, and if you think Brenda was excited before, this time she has all the energy of a horse on steroids. You two buck and fuck and dick and lick for hours on end until you both pass out from exhaustion. Then you both drive to a cheap chapel, get married in less than 10 minutes by an Elvis impersonator, and then drive back home to make some sweet, newly married love.

Brenda obviously stops working as a prostitute, and she instead becomes a one of the country’s most popular models. You decide to quit your boring white-collar job and instead become a writer.

Your debut novel “Why Fat Black Chicks Are More Fun” skyrockets to the top of book lists everywhere and becomes more popular than Jesus. You’re famous, you’re rich, and your wife is on the cover of Maxim; life is good.

You write one Pulitzer prize winning hits one after another while Brenda sucks your dick for the rest of your life.

THE END

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