Stab yourself with a sharpened mango

From Create Your Own Story

You go off to the supermarket to get a mango.. Better make it 2 or 3 mangos... those things are hard to sharpen! Oh yeah... gotta get a mango sharpener too. Lets see, also need a plate of milk for the cat, and lets see... he likes those cat biscuits too. Well, while we are there, we should probably get a pot of ice-cream... hang on here! This list is starting to get out of hand. You think its time to...

• Find a different sharp object
• Make a grocery list
• Throw yourself on all the mangos, one must be sharp
• Fart really hard