Take the spunky sweater

From Create Your Own Story

You pick up the sweater.

"Now what do you think you're doing with that?" the woman asks. "Do you think you can launder it and sell it? I don't care if you... No. You don't plan to keep jerking off on it while thinking about me, do you? Because I am not going to be your jerk-off object, you perv."

You say you plan to:

• Launder the sweater and sell it
• Jerk off onto the sweater over and over