Table top

From Create Your Own Story

You gasp and jerk and spurt and splatter splooge across the surface of the table. The redhead peers upward and makes a disgusted face.

"Now look what you've done," she says. "How can I sit at a table covered in sperm?"

You tell the redhead:

• You'll join her underneath the table
• To lick the table top clean
• She should sit on top of the table