Eat a sandwich*

From Create Your Own Story

Oh munch munch yummy! Now go and choose an option already!

This is a bomb, don't click.

You will die if you cliCk.

You will die if you click. Don't click.

You will die if you click. Seriously don't.

You will die if you click. You're wasting your time!

You will die if you click. Stop clicking already!

You will die if you click. Omg...

You will die if you cLick. Okay, I give up.