Adventures of Indiana Zach
From Create Your Own Story
You are at a happy time in the near future 70 trillion years from now in a galaxy not far enough away. You are in a space cruiser called “The Smudge”. You are of a race called Lilpir.
Suddenly an utterly disgusting alien is teleported onto "The Smudge".
You ask it what its name is and it hits a translator disc on its belt then it replies, “My name is Zach.”
You scream in fear and then ask what a Zach is.
Zach replies, “I am a human from a galaxy named after a candy bar.”
You reply, “The Milky Way?”
Zach then says, “How did you know the name?”
You reply yet again, “We have a candy bar here with that name, although it would probably be toxic for you. If you tried some you would die an incredibly painful death.”
You:
- Let Zach choose
- Teleport Zach back to Earth
- Play StarCraft with Zach
- Give Zach food he can eat
- Play Call of Duty 4 with Zach
- Play Homeworld 2 with Zach
- Play Halo with Zach
NOTE TO EDITORS: Please do not cause Zach to experience extravagant or un-necessary pain. If you do this you shall be prosecuted by the laws set down in the Shadow Proclamation.
