You are David

From Create Your Own Story

You go home with her later.

She's your girlfriend - a bit dumb but she's a tiger in the bed. You spend the evening rubbing her big breasts and bouncing her ass against your loins.

Life is good until, 3495 fucks later, you get her pregnant, have to get married and support a family. When your son is born retarded you wish that you hadn't banged up the first dumb blonde with boobies.

The End.