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Mega Mack's Burger Barn is a massive fast food chain, known for their comically oversized burgers, classic ranch aesthetic, and bulky staff.


History

The first Burger Barn was established 26 years ago, by the current CEO and mascot, Mackenzie Megati, because all nearby restaurants had far too small serving sizes for her. Its popularity quickly skyrocketed and it grew into a massive chain before anyone really knew what was going on.

Menu

They exclusively serve burgers and fries, that scale from "medium-sized" to "comically oversized".

Burgers

Going from smallest to largest, they serve:

Micro Mega Burger: Basically those dollar-menu burgers. You know the ones. Smallest things they sell.

Mini Mega Burger: Basically a Quarter Pounder.

Mega Burger: Two-thirds of a pound of meat on suitably large buns.

Mega Mega Burger: One-and-a-half pounds of meat in one patty. Not for the small of mouth or stomach.

Mega Mega Mega Burger: Also called the Giga Burger, this is a whole three and a half pounds of meat in one single patty, on comically oversized buns. Usually topped with lettuce, at the very least.

XXXX Mega Burger: The biggest damn thing they sell, outside of special changes you can get. Five pounds of meat, one patty, one burger.

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