Find your flint in steel in your manly survival bag

From Create Your Own Story

you pull out your manly flint and steel, you also pull out a first aid patch and strap that bad boy on your tip to stop after-cum! You light up that flint and steel. Sparks go every where, shit this is awesome.

• forget about your task and go start a camp fire in your front yard
• burn those spongebob undies!