DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Horny for innocent girls

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Hello, my name is Loli.

Why Loli? I think it is a cross between my mom's name, Lola, and my dad's name is Eli. So, Lol(a) - (El)i.

I am 18 years old. Exactly. My birthday is today! Yes, November 22! I guess I am just barely 18.

It is so annoying though. I may be 18, but I look 10. Some people even say I only look 8. Maybe it is because I am 4'6" and weigh 75 pounds, 28A-24-30. Yeah, average for a 10 year old.

How will anyone ever take me seriously?

Anyways, I am a great student, almost perfect A's, and am still waiting for my prince. I know he is out there. I am saving my kiss for him. No, I have not kissed a boy yet. After all, I don't want to get pregnant. I am not even married! I wonder why everyone keeps calling me "innocent" and "naive". I have watched a movie where a boy and girl kiss! I am not naive, it just seems like all the boys want a kiss, and I am too young to get pregnant. I just want my prince. Is that too much to ask?

A boy did peek up my skirt one time though. At least he didn't try to kiss me. I didn't mind, I let him even after I caught him. Didn't even tell him that I know he was peeking up it. See, I am not innocent!

Anyways, I really like to make people happy, and am willing to do whatever they ask. I have even done gross stuff. Like help them clean out the cat litter. Ewww, so disgusting! Cat do-do, yucky! And once I saw a dog go poop. Eww, ewwww, ewwwwwwwww!

Anyways, I am here to help in any way I can! I will do anything you tell me to. So, what would you like me to do?

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