DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Horny for innocent girls
From Create Your Own Story
Hello, my name is Loli.
Why Loli? I think it is a cross between my mom's name, Lola, and my dad's name is Eli. So, Lol - i.
I am 18 years old. Exactly. My birthday is today! Yes, TODAY! I guess I am just barely 18.
It is so annoying though. I may be 18, but I look 10. Some people even say I only look 8. Maybe it is because I am 4'6" and weigh 75 pounds, 28A-24-30. Yeah, average for a 10 year old.
How will anyone ever take me seriously?
Anyways, I am a great student, almost perfect A's, and am still waiting for my prince. I know he is out there. I am saving my kiss for him. No, I have not kissed a boy yet. I wonder why everyone keeps calling me "innocent" and "naive". I have watched a movie where a boy and girl kiss! I am not naive, just...all the boys are...icky. I just want my prince. Is that too much to ask?
A boy did peek up my skirt one time though. See, I am not innocent!
Anyways, I really like to make people happy, and am willing to do whatever they ask. I have even done gross stuff. Like help them clean out the cat litter. Ewww, so disgusting! Cat do-do, yucky! And once I saw a dog go poop. Eww, ewwww, ewwwwwwwww!
Anyways, I am here to help in any way I can! I will do anything you tell me to. So, what would you like me to do?
