Eat the passed-out man's brains

From Create Your Own Story

You quickly devour the man's brains. Mmm, delicious. You toss the corpse in a Dumpster and leave it for the rats.

You slip outside the city in the dark to wash up, then return before it gets light. Then you rest for a bit.

When you're ready to explore again, the sun is up. You head towards the city center.

Sit down on a park bench and people-watch for a bit

Go to the athletic field and watch the college soccer team practice

You are:

A zombie