Victim: Watch cartoons

From Create Your Own Story

You grab your iPhone and head downstairs to the living room to watch some cartoons.

You turn on the TV and notice that there's quite a selection to watch this morning according to the on-screen guide. As you flip through the channels, commercials are playing on your favorite cartoon. After sitting through a minute of them, you get very bored and start changing the channel to others that might be actually playing something.

One cartoon is just about to go to a commercial, so you only get about 30 seconds of entertainment before your eyes are blasted with an advertisement trying to sell a new car.

The next channel is running credits as the credit roll is squeezed to the side of the screen while a promotional clip runs for a new movie that you care nothing about.

You try again at another and they are trying to sell you a monster truck set colored pink with frilly ponies with funky attitudes. That ad quickly ends and you're suddenly listening to why the new chocolate cereal will make you the coolest kid at school.

Your mind wanders to do something else...

• Victim: Go on the family computer to watch a movie
• Victim: Check out pictures of cars on your iPhone
• Victim: Play with your toys by yourself
• Victim: Get a bowl of cereal
• Victim: Start masturbating
• Victim: Go back to bed