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THE ANCIENT ILLUMINATED SEERS OF BAVARIA - VIGILANCE LODGE Mad Malik, Hauptscheissmeister; Resident for Norton Cabal
DISCORDIAN SOCIETY SUPER SECRET CRYPTOGRAPHIC CYPHER CODE

Of possible interest to all Discordians, this information is herewith released from the vaults of A.I.S.B., under the auspices of Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatius, KNS.

SAMPLE MESSAGE: ("HAIL ERIS")

CONVERSION:
A B C D E F G H I J K .L . M . N .O .P .Q .R .S .T .U .V .W .X .Y . Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

STEP 1. Write out the message (HAIL ERIS) and put all the vowels at the end

HLRSAIEI

STEP 2. Reverse order

IEIASRLH

STEP 3. Convert to numbers

9-5-9-1-19-18-12-8

STEP 4. Put into numerical order

1-5-8-9-9-12-18-19

STEP 5. Convert back to letters

AEHIILRS

This cryptographic cypher code is GUARANTEED TO BE 100% UNBREAKABLE.

Do you:

• Memorize this code
• Eat your cards
• Print the tenth trump

Do you believe that?