Go to heaven. You deserve it.
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"You are going to heaven," said the figure in the red robes. He blows a whistle that was hanging on a string on his neck. Poof! Out if nowhere, a giant elephant with golden wings appears. "Get on the elephant," says the red-robed figure. You:
- Run for it! This HAS to be a trick of some kind.
- Get on the heavenly elephant. Hey, as long as you're going to a good place, who cares what you take?
