Refuse to participate

From Create Your Own Story

Well, that's it, then. Here's how you did:

-You did survive as a live human.

-You did not kill Count Jadwigski.

-You participated in the deaths of no other innocent people.

-You participated in the deaths of no animals.

-You did not retrieve your sheep.

-You did not cure poverty.

-You did not eliminate hunger.

-You lost zero pints of blood.

-You did not gain any extra blood.

-You inflicted no property damage.

Based upon these criteria, you are awarded the Shining Mud Badge of the Pacifistic Crappy Samaritan and Layman.

Congratulations!