Eat all the sugar
From Create Your Own Story
You pick up the beaker of sugar and pour the entire contents of it into your mouth. Suddenly, your arms and legs swell up. Your waist expands and your pants rip apart. This wasn't ordinary sugar, after all. You've transformed into an enormous fat blob.
You lie there helplessly until the mad scientist who owns this strange lab comes along and starts to experiment on your fat ass...
The End.